Not being able to pick sides did get you kicked out of Heaven. Having G_ like you meant instead of being a pixie you just got stuck on snake duty.
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Just ask Captain Jack Harkness.
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The angel, on the other hand, is busy waging editing wars on Wikipedia, but is continuously thwarted by his new greatest enemy, “Citation needed”.
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It’s just because the Bentley simply isn’t capable of doing the speed limit. I mean, really, come on it’s a demonic Bentley.
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Aziraphale usually manages to keep him out of trouble, make sure he does the right thing, but he just hasn’t had the opportunity in years and Cas hasn’t come by for advice so he just sort of assumed everything is fine.
Crowley will also occasionally pop over to America and see that Other Bastard Who Stole His Name (who he refuses to actually call by is name) and they’ll get drunk and, occasionally, actually fight.
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He’s currently on volume forty-seven.
Crowley has long given up on trying to destroy them. Now, he keeps a record of all the times Aziraphale has sinned or done something petty or dastardly, recorded in a timeline-format Excel flowchart.
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He gives them to his neighbour just to take the pot back. Of course he would never admit he was merciful for his plants.
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…and Aziraphale listens.
It’s always in the dead of night when Crowley is feeling sad or lonely or scared. And Aziraphale drops whatever he’s doing at the time to hear him out. Crowley knows Aziraphale is listening and Aziraphale knows he knows but they never talk about it face to face.
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