He’s currently on volume forty-seven.
Crowley has long given up on trying to destroy them. Now, he keeps a record of all the times Aziraphale has sinned or done something petty or dastardly, recorded in a timeline-format Excel flowchart.
(Submitted by: kaytara-art)
(Submitted by: extoria)
…and Aziraphale listens.
It’s always in the dead of night when Crowley is feeling sad or lonely or scared. And Aziraphale drops whatever he’s doing at the time to hear him out. Crowley knows Aziraphale is listening and Aziraphale knows he knows but they never talk about it face to face.
(Submitted by: kirahvikoira)
He drapes himself over furniture and bodies both, and will, if he gets completely smashing, initiate physical contact that utterly ignores person boundaries with complete strangers. It is one of the reasons why he only gets utterly wasted in private.
On the other side, Aziraphale just becomes more likely to smile.
(Submitted by: anon)
He was sort of disappointed when he learned the truth because he thought they showed Crowley’s soft side.
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…as well as on… his other cheeks. Crowley loves to remind him of their existence.
(Submitted by: anon)
Because 1.) other demons were completely out of the question, he’d rather not be literally caught with his pants down with another demon and 2.) humans were out too since they have strange misconceptions about sex that would make sex with them unenjoyable for him. But then that lovely little nightingale sang in Berkeley Square and he’s since been known as “The Angelfucker” down Below. He doesn’t give a single fuck (neither does Aziraphale, sans the “fuck” part)
(Submitted by: Anon)
The right one.
Of course, Aziraphale has forgotten about it. But because of certain assumptions made about him, in modern times having just the right ear pierced became associated with being gay for anyone wearing it. He inadvertently started a trend.
Crowley usually doesn’t notice it himself, but every once in a while the light reflects off the earring and he has to stifle a snicker.
(Submitted by: snakeandapples)
They are better groomed because Aziraphale is better at grooming them for him, and Crowley always ruffles the angel’s feathers after cleaning them as a one-time practical joke turned ritual.
(Submitted by: dotanon)
It was Crowley, however, that introduced it to the wider population once text messaging came into use.
It is his only regret.
(Submitted by: darkmagicandgumdisease)
