May 2012
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Crowley didn't like to admit it.....but Chesterton...
Not being able to pick sides did get you kicked out of Heaven. Having G_ like you meant instead of being a pixie you just got stuck on snake duty.
(Submitted by: littlebirdsingrainandroses )
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Angels and demons can, in fact, dance, on the head...
Just ask Captain Jack Harkness.
(Submitted by: kaytara-art)
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Crowley was behind the Citation needed note on...
(Submitted by: anon)
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Crowley enjoys going through Facebook uploads of...
The angel, on the other hand, is busy waging editing wars on Wikipedia, but is continuously thwarted by his new greatest enemy, “Citation needed”.
(Submitted by: kaytara-art)
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Crowley doesn't speed because it makes up for...
It’s just because the Bentley simply isn’t capable of doing the speed limit. I mean, really, come on it’s a demonic Bentley.
(Submitted by: meadows)
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Once in a while Castiel will drop in on Aziraphale...
Aziraphale usually manages to keep him out of trouble, make sure he does the right thing, but he just hasn’t had the opportunity in years and Cas hasn’t come by for advice so he just sort of assumed everything is fine.
Crowley will also occasionally pop over to America and see that Other Bastard Who Stole His Name (who he refuses to actually call by is name) and they’ll get...
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Aziraphale has a little notebook he fills with...
He’s currently on volume forty-seven.
Crowley has long given up on trying to destroy them. Now, he keeps a record of all the times Aziraphale has sinned or done something petty or dastardly, recorded in a timeline-format Excel flowchart.
(Submitted by: kaytara-art)
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Aziriphale really wants to sing a duet of Bat Out...
(Submitted by: extoria)
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Crowley doesn't actually kill the plants that...
He gives them to his neighbour just to take the pot back. Of course he would never admit he was merciful for his plants.
(Submitted by: anon)
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Crowley prays sometimes...
…and Aziraphale listens.
It’s always in the dead of night when Crowley is feeling sad or lonely or scared. And Aziraphale drops whatever he’s doing at the time to hear him out. Crowley knows Aziraphale is listening and Aziraphale knows he knows but they never talk about it face to face.
(Submitted by: kirahvikoira)
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Aziraphale is the one who invented fanfiction
he just didn’t like the ending of Romeo and Juliet, and Will resolutely refused to change it. Crowley was, of course, the one who saw fanfiction’s more illicit potential. Aziraphale has been ashamed of his creation ever since, though every now and then there is a recreation of the Icarus myth that pops up that he prefers to the original.
(Submitted by: dustdancingintheflickerlight)
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Aziraphale is behind the Sassy Gay Friend.
The intent was really just to make something to combat memes like Courage Wolf. His initial idea was terrible though, and the final product was influenced heavily by Crowley’s input. The demon then decided he was being too nice, and added in the Mio advertisements to counteract the goodwill.
(Submitted by: dotanon)
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Crowley has a nearly flawless gaydar.
(Submitted by: tripfeldthemystic)
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Among all of the books Adam put in Aziraphale's...
…back in a dark little corner of the bookshop, practically unnoticeable, is a copy of Good Omens.
(Submitted by: of-ghosts-and-funny-hats)
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Crowley's the one who invented Tumblr.
His plan was to get people addicted and feel self-righteous. Once that was done, he started to slowly destroy the blasted website; taking their asks, servers always down. He figured that the anger and hate would lead them to hell eventually.
(Submitted by: awarlockcalledemrys)
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Crowley is the one who thought up the Disney...
He didn’t expect them to take it this far.
(Submission by: izzyv1o)
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The more inebriated Crowley becomes, the clingier...
He drapes himself over furniture and bodies both, and will, if he gets completely smashing, initiate physical contact that utterly ignores person boundaries with complete strangers. It is one of the reasons why he only gets utterly wasted in private.
On the other side, Aziraphale just becomes more likely to smile.
(Submitted by: anon)
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Crowley is the one responsible for Omegle rp chats...
He also is responsible for Chat Roulette sites.
(Submitted by: dotanon)
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Crowley invented tartan
He still isn’t sure whether this was a good idea or not.
(Submitted by: toaster-omlette)
April 2012
11 posts
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Crowley is the snake in the game Snake.
He also happens to be the one that inspired Snakes & Ladders.
(Submitted by: lokh)
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Hastur has the same cleanliness as Crowley.
It’s a trait he picked up from Crowley when in Hell. His place looks almost exactly the same. Hastur of course deny this fact to his death.
(Submission by: ineffableangel)
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Every once in a great while, Crowley gets...
So he goes to a pet shop, buys a bag of frozen mice, warms them up in the microwave, and swallows them whole. While watching Golden Girls.
(Submitted by: vulgarweed)
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Aziraphale spent more years than he'd like to...
He was sort of disappointed when he learned the truth because he thought they showed Crowley’s soft side.
(Submitted by: victorianpantaloons)
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Each angel actually has their own unique courtship...
Aziraphale learned the gavotte as a substitute because he’s always felt that his own dance looks rather silly.
(Submitted by: victorianpantaloons)
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Aziraphale has dimples on his cheeks
…as well as on… his other cheeks. Crowley loves to remind him of their existence.
(Submitted by: anon)
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Crowley once went back to Eden.
Just out of curiosity, just to see how it was doing. He found it almost empty, rather brown, rather quiet - having been left alone for a very long time. He didn’t mind all that much, it just made him feel nostalgic.
And when he got back to England, he got his first house plant.
(Submitted by: tripfeldthemystic)
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Crowley had never actually had sex...
Because 1.) other demons were completely out of the question, he’d rather not be literally caught with his pants down with another demon and 2.) humans were out too since they have strange misconceptions about sex that would make sex with them unenjoyable for him. But then that lovely little nightingale sang in Berkeley Square and he’s since been known as “The Angelfucker”...
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Centuries ago, Crowley convinced Aziraphale to get...
The right one.
Of course, Aziraphale has forgotten about it. But because of certain assumptions made about him, in modern times having just the right ear pierced became associated with being gay for anyone wearing it. He inadvertently started a trend.
Crowley usually doesn’t notice it himself, but every once in a while the light reflects off the earring and he has to stifle a snicker.
...
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Crowley actually likes children.
He justifies it by insisting that he enjoys their potential for mayhem and how their youth and conceitedness makes it easier for them to sin. But one of the quickest ways to get the kid gloves taken off is to threaten a child.
(Submitted by: Mickey)
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Demon's wings are not better groomed because...
They are better groomed because Aziraphale is better at grooming them for him, and Crowley always ruffles the angel’s feathers after cleaning them as a one-time practical joke turned ritual.
(Submitted by: dotanon)
March 2012
23 posts
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It was Aziraphale who had invented shorthand. You...
It was Crowley, however, that introduced it to the wider population once text messaging came into use.
It is his only regret.
(Submitted by: darkmagicandgumdisease)
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Aziraphale is terrifyingly powerful.
But he prefers to let himself be underestimated. Over the millennia, it’s become a habit—he himself probably no longer remembers what he’s really capable of. (Best way to remind him? Seriously threaten permanent harm to Crowley.)
(Submitted by: vulgarweed)
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Crowley lost his virginity back in Eden
with a female snake. She had an enticing cloaca.
(Submitted by: vulgarweed)
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Once in awhile, Crowley will make a pass at...
Not so much out of any kind of romantic or sexual interest as because he thinks it’s funny that Aziraphale never notices. If he’s too obvious and Aziraphale does catch on, Crowley jokes that the angel’s gone native.
(Submitted by: tripfeldthemystic)
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Crowley doesn't throw away all of his reject...
Instead, he plants them outside and leaves them to look after themselves.
(Submitted by: tripfeldthemystic)
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Crowley invented autocorrect
He was quite proud of how fast it all went to he’ll.
(Submission by: writtenwor-l-d)
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In high school, Greasy Johnson starts secretly...
Everything from flowers (which she has to hide from the Them or be teased and have to defend her honor) to interesting things he thinks she’d like (bits of twisted metal, a catcher’s mitt with punk spikes on it, a pair of striped long socks). Every once in a while he has the courage to add in cards with poetry on them, but always signs them ‘anonymous’.
She keeps all of...
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Crowley likes to lie down anywhere that it is...
It comes from his days as a snake, and includes everything from finding a perfect shaft of sunlight on his bed to stretch out in—and his bed always manages to be where the sunlight is—to draping over certain angels should they be in a prime, comfy location. In all cases, he tends to nuzzle into the warmth while asleep.
(Submitted by: dotanon)
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Adam Young sends the Devil postcards for Father's...
He also sends one to Aziraphale and one to Crowley. Both of them are baffled, but sort of pleased.
He makes elaborate gifts for Mr. Young though; because Adam regards him as his real father.
(Submitted by: beliel.)
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Hellhound poo is automatically on fire.
This makes for easy doorstep pranking, and emergency projectile weapons. It also means their owners must deal with the droppings quickly before they can burn through the floor or destroy any nearby property.
(Submitted by: victorianpantaloons)
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Crowley can sing a really high falsetto.
It comes from all the years of listening to Queen. He doesn’t do it very often - he doesn’t feel it fits with the whole ‘demon’ image - but when he’s really, truly drunk he’ll give it a go.
(Submitted by: bothersomelimbsremoved)
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Crowley was a Seraphim before he Fell
Seraphs are associated with snakes, which ties in with Crowley’s serpent form and characteristics. They are also the highest order in the Angelic Choir. This would have actually made him of a higher rank than Aziraphale (seeing as most of the fandom sees Az as having been a Cherubim before being demoted to Principality after the whole Eden fiasco). However, because all the Seraphs do is...
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There once was a duck that saw Crowley and...
Aziraphale insisted that they raise it, though it proved to be quite a lot of trouble, and they set it free to be a St. James park duck as soon as it was old enough to desire independence. It is, in fact, this particular duck that they started coming to feed in the park. Eventually, it became a tradition long after their duck had died.
(Submitted by: dotanon)
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After the not-pocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley...
Neither of them is sure whose idea it was, as they made the decision while they were drunk and ended up somewhere in Russia before they sobered up. They ended up going for it, though. Neither of them wanted to back out just in case it was their idea, and besides, it was fun.
(Submitted by: timelordsandkittens)
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Aziraphale can give people spontaneous orgasms...
…But he chooses not to because he finds the whole thing rather embarrassing. Crowley tries to coerce him but to no avail.
(Submitted by: flyinggraysons)
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Shortly after the Apocalypse-that-wasn't,...
There are now two little cowlicks on either side of his head that refuse to be flattened or cut. Aziraphale thinks that heaven sent them as a punishment. (He’s right.)
Crowley loves them and secretly bins every pair of scissors that Aziraphale owns.
(Submitted by: crimesceneskyping)
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Rumor has it that Crowley is good at giving head.
It’s true. He can practice on himself, after all.
submitted by vulgarweed
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Most of Crowley's plants are last minute rescues...
Near the end of their blooming span, the stores have a tendency to chuck the worst off plants. Crowley buys them before they can be thrown away and scares them into better health.
submitted by dotanon
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