February 2012
25 posts
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Aziraphale speaks Baby
Sometimes they’re the most intelligent conversation an angel can find.
submitted by oxymoronic-channeling
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On cold and rainy days, Crowley is generally more...
Aziraphale has noticed this and blames it on the demon’s inability to adjust entirely to internal homeostasis or shake his habits of being cold-blooded.
submitted by skekey
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Fergus McLeod of the Crossroads is a fan of...
A HUGE fan, in fact. Of the squealing and hyperventilating kind. Because of this Crowley hates to spend any time with him, as it makes him uncomfortable.
The fangirling is also the reason Crowley let Fergus use his name. They made a deal - the crossroader would be allowed to use the fallen angel’s name, and in return he would stop stalking Crowley all across the bloody creation like a lovesick...
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The reason Crowley and Aziraphale haven't been...
After the Notpocalypse, they were able to get away with furthering their relationship by simply sticking to the story.
Neither of them realize that Heaven doesn’t particularly care and Hell only encourages it because they think Heaven would disapprove.
submitted by rogue-angel
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Pollution created popup ads on computers
He relishes the thought of being able to clog up the internet as well as cause more physical litter around the world.
submitted by formerlyanon
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Crowley is personally responsible for the DMV,...
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Crowley is actually responsible for all the good...
He influenced the authors, mostly because he knew Aziraphale likes to read so much, and he’s a big softy when it comes to his friends. Though if it was ever found out, he’d deny it.
submitted by beliel
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When Crowley gets rid of a houseplant,
He doesn’t destroy it, or throw it out, or turn it to mulch. Instead, he brings it to Aziraphale, who takes the poor thing into his shop and calms it down a bit before moving it to his permanently summer-climate garden out back with the rest of them. Crowley never fails to let them know that if word gets out that he does this, he will return with a Weedwhacker and massacre the lot. No plant...
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Death is the same Death we see in the Discworld...
He just popped over a universe or two to take care of some business, it’s not every day an Apocalypse happens.
submitted by domoz
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Aziraphale wears scarves because he grew...
http://-wondersmith.tumblr.com/post/17582104554/theneverendingdrums-thedavynator-crawly
link submitted by narratekate
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Aziraphale and Crowley once caught an episode of a...
Aziraphale spent the whole 42 minutes trying to convince Crowley that it’s not actually copyright infringement if it’s not copyrighted in the first place.
Crowley was somewhat comforted by Aziraphale saying that he “prefers the real one” and “no one could ever replace you my dear”.
Eric Kripke and Sera Gamble still had very bad weeks.
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Crowley spent his time as a snake-charmer in the...
He enjoyed the sun and had a collection of more then 20 snakes, which he treated in the same way as he now treats his plants, if not worse.
(He also had a small golden Taipan named after Aziraphale. He never told the angel.)
submitted by kaja-in-the-sky
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Angel wings can be a lot of colors,
but all Demon wings are black because when they fall into hell they get singed.
submitted by narratekate
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Crowley once met Silas while he was away from the...
They hang out sometimes now.
submitted awful-lot-of-running
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Dog was incredibly disappointed when he found out...
He was looking forward to chasing wombats around.
submitted by ineffableangel
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Pollution is a chain-smoker.
He figures since people take breaks in between, he can help the ozone layer peel away all the faster by cutting out the middle man.
submitted by karkatty
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Sometimes, when he gets really drunk, Aziraphale...
Crowley will never, ever admit that it makes him feel a little more special and a little less demonic.
submitted by basiacat
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Crowley doesn't get along with Sherlock Holmes but...
Sherlock is just cruel enough to those around him to cause a cloud of low-grade evil everywhere he goes (which Crowley loves) but he still “works on the side of the angels” by helping solve terrible murders (which Crowley begrudgingly likes as well).
submitted by parasolsandtea
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No matter what position he starts out in, Crowley...
It’s a snake thing.
submitted by rescueshelterboys
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Crowley invented Sunbathing
Aziraphale always assumed it was to spread the sins of Lust and Vanity, but really, Crowley just likes basking on rocks.
submitted by chinquix
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Aziraphale's weight fluxuates.
At times he is slightly bigger than Crowley, at others the same weight. He feels it makes him seem more human.
submitted by sammyyouwhore
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Crowley doesn't get his holy water from...
Not because he thinks the Angel might find it a weakness, turning to a Heavenly thing for protection, but because he knows Aziraphale will never let him live it down, and will tease him about it.
So he gets it from a friendly neighborhood priest who conveniently doesn’t ask questions of the mysterious man in the sunglasses.
submitted by rapunzelcomplex
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Pepper briefly thought she might be trans*
but decided she was a tomboy instead.
submitted by extoria
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The Them have been through three sex education...
They just ask so many (inane?) quesions.
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Aziraphale proposed the Arrangement because he was...
Crowley accepted because he was lonely.
submitted by tummapaahto
January 2012
23 posts
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Pollution and War have prank battles more often...
War’s pranks are usually more violent, and Pollution’s consist of mainly mud and garbage.
submitted by samthemooseketeer
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Sometimes when Aziraphale gets lonely for Crowley,...
More specifically, Paradise Lost.
He enjoys arguing with it as he reads regarding its historical accuracy (or lack thereof).
submitted by thatsweetmysteryoflife
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Pollution has atrocious spelling and grammar.
He claims he’s polluting, but really he just doesn’t know things.
submitted by askharlequingamzee
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Before the Arrangement,
Aziraphale and Crowley spent some time fighting over the ownership of a certain Time Lord’s soul.
submitted by chinquix
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Crowley does wear shoes, and they are snakeskin...
They just weren’t snakeskin when he bought them. Much like the Bentley turning all music into Queen, Crowley is physically incapable of owning a pair of shoes for more than a week without them turning into snakeskin.
submitted timelordsandkittens
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Crowley drives a car because his wings don't work...
No demon’s does. He drives as fast as he does because it feels a little bit like flying.
submitted by malicegeres
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Crowley doesn't actually wear snakeskin shoes.
His feet are actually always bare. They are also toeless, and very, VERY scaly.
submitted by tricksterpinion
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God knows about Aziraphale and Crowley...
…it’s just that He doesn’t particularly care. Aziraphale was always kind of a “favorite child” and anyway, Sodom is a load of phooey.
submitted by Gabriel (anon@anon.net
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Crowley isn't very good at drinking out of mugs
This is only really because he does it so rarely. On such occasions, he is prone to forgetting about his glasses and bumping them against the cup, which contact sometimes results in a very uncool rim-mark. By the next time he uses a mug, however, he has usually forgotten the incident and is fair game for repeating the mistake. Drinking out of mugs is one of the precious few circumstances in which...
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Crowley is actually a little shorter than...
He wears lifts in his boots so nobody can tell. (It’s a bit of a sensitive subject.)
submitted by tyrotheterrible
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Aziraphale was the model for the Weeping Angels of...
But he’s rather shy about all that, so don’t tell anyone.
submitted by oxymoronic-channeling
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If you make an angel really, really happy,
they’ll glow.
And if you make a demon really, really happy they will too.
Though only a certain couple have found this out thus far…
submitted by nekouyoku
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Azirphale is secretly concerned about his weight.
submitted by tantobus
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Agnes' second book of prophecies was entirely...
Except for the the beginning, which only had the words: “Congratulations on the wee babe.“
submitted by smacklazy
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Crowley is rather fond of the band Muse.
Partly because they sound an awful lot like Queen, and partly because the Bentley recognises this and so far they haven’t turned into Best of Queen albums.
submitted by sammyyouwhore
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Crowley plans ahead.
When Aziraphale told Crowley of the “big plan” Upstairs had planned for 0 AD, Crowley invented Mystery Cults and Saturnalia hundereds of years earlier. A cunning plan so that, in the future, people would notice the similarities and humans would think that the Christians had copied the Pagans, not the other way around.
submitted by coveredinbeeees
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Wensleydale is the eldest of the Them, Pepper is...
submitted by villierscy
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Although Aziraphale is easily annoyed by...
The record is currently 2 days and 35 minutes, which occurred when said telemarketer attempted to sell him dieting whatnot during the pauses of their conversation.
submitted by oxymoronic-channeling
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Aziraphale speaks with a posh London accent while...
Well, he always was proud of Manchester.
submitted by smacklazy
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Crowley always gets 666 on Fruit Ninja.
Once he even tried not touching anything, not even the pomegranate at the end, just to see what happened. He got 666 solely by bonus points.
submitted by wildeyedgirlfromwholock
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Aziraphale and Crowley keep waking up in awkward...
For example cuddled todether or with their clothes missing (sometimes both at once). They can’t remember what had happened on those times and try to pretend that nothing did (and mostly they’d be right with that…)
submitted by asparklethatisblue
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Crowley is actually a tiny bit fond of The Sound...
He can only watch it once every decade or two, though.
submitted by daradarazu
December 2011
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Aziraphale occasionally feels guilty that he's not...
He’s supposed to love all creatures, after all. But he just can’t bring himself to stop eating meat.
The few times he’s tried have lasted less than a day.
submitted by bodiekay
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Crowley created printers.
He’s the one that made every single one ever stop working the second you actually need the blasted machine for something important.
submitted by prettylittlepasha