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If you are the social networking god known as Neil Gaiman and you have stumbled upon this, thank you. More unlikely (but you never know), hello Terry Pratchett, thank you too.
Crowley’s tire iron (the one he pulled out from under the Bentley’s seat when they were going to face down Lucifer) is really a partially manifested version of his angel sword. Crowley obviously doesn’t know this, but it was there because by helping to prevent the Apocalypse, he Rose slightly.
Aziraphale occasionally gets weird vibes off the tire iron, but chalks it up to a combination of the fact that it survived both the fireball!Bentley and Adam’s warping of reality.
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Until shortly after the Not-Apocalypse, when Crowley returns to his flat to find a single apple core right in the middle of the coffee table.
Neither of them ever mention it.
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While it usually has absolutely nothing to do with what they were talking about, it always guarantees a half hour tangent, at least. By the end of it, Crowley either has a better argument, or the original topic has long been forgotten. Aziraphale has yet to figure out an equally distracting topic to use on Crowley
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Adam knows this. He once summoned Crowley during a fit of panic right before his GCSEs and begged him for help with trigonometry. Aziraphale had to come and give Adam a stern talking to afterwards.
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…and made Crowley and Aziraphale her official godparents… She blatantly loves Crowley more, but Aziraphale doesn’t mind because he just loves seeing Crowley play with children.
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